
How to use a clipper to beautify my dog at home
I knelt with my friend Sarah in her Austin, Texas apartment living room last weekend, her 1-year-old Poodle mix, Gus, hiding under the couch as she held up a set of clippers
I knelt with my friend Lila in her Massachusetts suburban backyard last weekend, her 3-year-old German Shepherd, Koda, sitting tense as she pointed to a tiny brown tick burrowed into his neck fur. “My neighbor said Vaseline draws ticks out, but I’m scared to hurt him. What will draw a tick out of a dog, or am I doing this wrong?” Lila asked, hands shaking as she reached for a cotton ball. If you’re a new U.S. dog owner staring at a tick on your pup, the hard truth is: Nothing “draws” ticks out safely—the only right way is gentle, tool-assisted removal, and myths like Vaseline or alcohol can make things worse.
To understand why “drawing ticks out” is a myth, let’s break down how ticks attach. A tick’s mouthparts have tiny barbs that lock into a dog’s skin, like a fish hook—they feed by sucking blood, and their bodies swell as they eat. Lila’s vet later explained that home remedies (Vaseline, nail polish, or burning) suffocate or irritate the tick, making it regurgitate saliva into Koda’s skin. That saliva often carries pathogens like Lyme disease (rampant in Massachusetts’ wooded areas), raising infection risk. Scolding a dog for squirming during tick checks (like Lila almost did when Koda tried to run) violates U.S. animal welfare standards—he wasn’t misbehaving; he was uncomfortable, and our job is to keep him calm, not frustrated.
Here’s what to do instead of trying to “draw” a tick out of a dog, using Lila’s successful removal with Koda: First, grab the right tool (not household items). The vet recommended a plastic tick removal hook (cheap at pet stores) instead of tweezers—tweezers can crush the tick or leave mouthparts behind. Lila sat Koda on her lap, gave him a freeze-dried liver treat (positive reinforcement to keep him still), and held his head gently. Second, remove the tick properly (slow and steady). She placed the hook’s notch around the tick’s head (as close to Koda’s skin as possible), then pulled upward in a straight line—no twisting or jerking. The tick came out whole in 2 seconds; Lila dropped it into a jar of rubbing alcohol to kill it (never squish it with your fingers!). Third, clean and monitor the spot. She wiped Koda’s neck with a vet-approved antiseptic wipe, then gave him another treat for being brave. The vet warned to watch for a red “bullseye” rash (a Lyme disease sign) for the next 2 weeks. Fourth, skip the myths entirely. Lila tossed the Vaseline—her vet said it would’ve taken 20+ minutes to “suffocate” the tick, all while Koda squirmed and the tick spit harmful saliva.
For apartment living, prevention beats removal: Vacuum your dog’s bed and area rugs weekly (ticks hitch rides indoors on shoes or outdoor gear) and do a full-body tick check every time your pup comes inside—focus on ears, armpits, and between toes (Koda had a second tiny tick behind his ear Lila almost missed). When walking, stick to paved paths instead of tall grass or wooded trails (tick hotspots) and always carry two essentials: biodegradable poop bags (Massachusetts fines $300 for leaving messes, even mid-tick check) and your tick removal tool. Keep your dog’s vaccines up to date—Koda had his Lyme disease vaccine (recommended in tick-heavy states) and rabies shot (mandatory nationwide); vets can’t treat tick-borne illnesses without proof of core vaccines. For community walks, if you spot a tick on another dog, politely mention it—but don’t touch their pup without permission (etiquette matters!).
Three days later, Lila texted me a photo: Koda rolling in the grass, no signs of discomfort. What will draw a tick out of a dog? For Koda, nothing—and that’s the point. Safe removal is about tools, calm hands, and rewarding your pup for trusting you. Myths risk infection; patience keeps them healthy.
I knelt with my friend Sarah in her Austin, Texas apartment living room last weekend, her 1-year-old Poodle mix, Gus, hiding under the couch as she held up a set of clippers
I sat with my friend Elena in her Seattle apartment bathroom last weekend, her 8-month-old Golden Retriever, Cooper, cowering behind the toilet as she held up a slicker brush.
I knelt with my friend Mia in her upstate New York kitchen last weekend, her 1-year-old Bichon Frise, Lola, squirming in her lap as Mia held a flashlight to Lola’s left eyelid.
Most pet parents notice little signs first—maybe your dog turns away when you try to brush their teeth, or their breath smells stronger than usual after playtime.
I knelt with my friend Lila in her Massachusetts suburban backyard last weekend, her 3-year-old German Shepherd, Koda
If your dog is constantly scratching, chewing their paws, or getting recurrent ear infections, you’re probably wondering what’s triggering all this discomfort.